open post pt. 2.

[nibbling]

the other one got too big.

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i'm honoured to roll on the fresh grass

[taveren]

There you are. Everything still as it should be, you can rest easy.

[ His gift to Astarion—being the threshold for patience with the human race. ]

In your condition, I don't know that it'd be good for your health to be dead inside and undead on the outside.

rolls out the red carpet for mat

[nibbling]

I'm hardly undead on the outside. Why, I'm positively sprightly. Full of life!

[ Just ignore the pale skin, red eyes, and fangs, thanks. ]

🍾🎊

[taveren]

Full of care, consideration, the best crimson-hued liquids plundering can buy.

[nibbling]

[ IGNORING THAT SARCASM... ]

Now you're getting it. I'm glad you're finally seeing me for how I truly am. I was worried your jealousy of my good looks and charm was clouding your judgment.

[taveren]

[ Best to pace himself. If he keeps ignoring all his best qualities, there'll be nothing left. ]

Maybe I am... one of those things.

[ Aware and appreciative of new depths of potential to this sharp-toothed peacock, jealous (ew), choose your own adventure. ]

[nibbling]

Feel free to elaborate at your leisure.

[ live footage of Astarion ]

[taveren]

[ Thought this was supposed to be a safe space. ]

I asked first.

[nibbling]

And I asked last.

If your praise is satisfactory enough, perhaps I'll answer any question you like.

[taveren]

Are we playing hard to get? Well, since you've clearly had a busy night of soul-searching baring it all...

[ Two full minutes pass. ]





Your ears are only a little bat-like.