nibbling | open post pt. 2.

[ from here ]

Well, no. Killing people is an awful lot of work.

Yes, I suppose it can be. But you're trying to get me to agree that all vampires are the same and I refuse to believe that.

Oh, are you a vampire rights activist now?

No, but I've been tormented by one before.

Whatever you claim is your worst probably doesn't scratch the surface because you still have a soul.

Is that all it takes to earn your faith? I'm almost disappointed.

Amazing what happens when you're continuously let down and have to lower your expectations.

I didn't claim to be a 'good' cleric.

Oh, darling. I just love how depressing you are.

Honestly? Waking up on the ship with a brain worm was the best thing that's happened to me recently.

[ Is he joking? Possibly! Who's to say? ]

Wonderful sob story. Have you told Wyll? I'm sure he'd feel compelled to play the hero for you.

Oh, no thank you. I think a well-meaning warlock and a sketchy patron wouldn't help matters.