nibbling | open post pt. 2.

It's a gift. Although I can't help but notice you weren't saying that when I was telling you not to bother saving those tieflings.

The tieflings were different. Remember the party they threw?

I remember it being so boring I longed for the coffin again.

Sorry the sex was so boring, dear. I'll do better next time.

I was talking about the party, of course, but I'd never discourage self-improvement.

I'll need some practice with a willing partner to improve.

You know, it's really not like me to be selfless, but I suppose I could help you for a good cause.

How gracious of you to assist me in such a way.

Honestly, it would be cruel of me to keep all of this knowledge to myself. The least I can do is impart it onto you.

Mmm. Seems I should visit your tent immediately for this information.

Someone's an eager student.

Very eager.

[Tav truly is eager as he bypasses most of the camp to tug at Astarion's red tent flaps.]

Hope I'm not intruding.