"I'm"—fuck, fuck, ow, ow; Astarion hisses, but doesn't scramble away despite the instinct to—"an interesting person." He's a bit annoyed at the assertion, even though it's true. Maybe because it's true. Who gave Bull the permission to know his personality? He breathes out. It's unnecessary, this facsimile of mortal physiological responses, but it helps sometimes.
"You said it," he says after a moment. "My boss is an asshole."
The mortifying ordeal of being even slightly known, huh? Bull exhales sharp through the nose. "Yeah," he agrees, vehement. He really wishes they got to kill that guy.
"I was a spy in the Tevinter Imperium for a while," he says as he keeps working at Astarion's back, which seems like a topic change to more tavern stories for all of six seconds. "Custom for nobles to keep a slave on a spike in the foyer, for guests to use blood magic to freshen up. My impression of that house was Szarr woulda done just fine in Tevinter."
"Yes," he says, darkly. "He would." Bull has no idea, in fact, just how much blood has been spilled in that place. "I suppose powerful people are the same no matter where you are."
You're either powerful or weak. The whipper or the whipped. It's just the way the world works.
Loath to let Bull think that he was in any way a slave out of personal weakness, he adds, "He had... abilities. You could say I was under his thrall." To put it simply, and in a way that incriminates him the least. "Obviously, I wouldn't have allowed such treatment otherwise."
"Wasn't assuming you had a choice." Whatever form that took. Bull doesn't actually shrug but there's something of it in his voice. "Guys like that can live in your head with or without magic crap."
He skims his hands back up the scars again, unflinching, like they're any other patch of skin. He is skipping heavy work with them, though, cautious, and jumping straight to the shoulder massage.
Ugh. The pain of having opened up to someone is worse than the pain of Bull's fingers digging into his sore muscles. He's again being so nice about it, which is a relief, but it also makes him feel... strange. Out of his depth. Shirt balled up in his lap, he picks at that loose thread again.
"You could share something humiliating now," he suggests. "It would be the polite thing to do."
Bull makes a kind of sound between his teeth that isn't a laugh and isn't a sigh — has a lot in common with the horses' whicker, really. "Khh. Yeah. I don't really..."
His hands pause, but he doesnt open his eyes. Then he starts up again. "So, imagine all your — life, or not all of it, but the controlled stuff, you're told it's because you're an elf. It's a part of being an elf, it's normal, for elves, and if you have a problem with — if any of it fucks with your head that's because you're not good at being an elf. And then you get away from it, and you're here, making your own choices, and you don't have to be an elf anymore but you've still got pointy ears and can see in the dark and whatever else."
He pauses again, just thumbing idly across the top of Astarion's spine, brushing the tips of some curls. "I'm not telling this right. People are gonna talk about 'qunari' like it's always the big grey guys with the horns, but anyone can be a qunari, if they follow the qun, and anyone can get kicked out. It's a set of rules for life the priesthood came up with to stop us losing our way, turning savage. Everyone has a place, a purpose. We, they, don't really do stuff like — shame, or love, or choices."
He's still not sure he's telling this right. His thumb brushes a scar, and it snaps him back into massaging again, though, if only because he can distract Astarion from all of that by finding the last few pressure points.
It's a little difficult to follow. Being an elf is as much a part of his identity as having white hair: it's aesthetic, more than anything else. He doesn't feel any sort of community with other elves, never found refuge in them; he's always been an island, irrevocably separated from everyone else in the world. Bull sounds serious, though, and so he tries his best to comprehend and understand, even as he shudders a little at the brush of his fingers against scar tissue.
"You're hardly a savage," he muses, more to himself than to Bull. Honestly, Bull is probably the nicest person he's ever met. It makes Astarion feel a little funny. Maybe he's allergic to kindness.
"I"—he grimaces as Bull's hands find a particularly tender spot—"can't blame you if you were fed up with all of those rules."
But he's not really at the humiliating part yet, or the bit that humiliates him like nothing else. All of this is just the shitty context, trying to talk around having to say his big heartwound out loud. "So not that long ago, just after Haven, we're doing this job for a Par Vollen alliance, me and the Inquisitor and my guys, and a big ship full of qunari. And the guy on the ground, he puts us in a position where the Chargers are getting overwhelmed, but if we blow the horn for them to retreat, the Vints take the beach and we lose the ship. And these Chargers are my guys, you know?. But — qun toh. The qun demands it. I let a lot of good people die in Seheron while following orders, and up on that hill I was — the Inquisitor had to make the choice for me. She blew the horn, saved the Chargers, got a dozen qunari killed and lost us the alliance." His voice is strained. "I couldn't do it. And now I'm Tal-Vashoth, same as all the other feral beserkers I've had to put down." With dark irony: "Pal Vollen sent a couple assassins just to really drive that point home. Thanks for the years of service, Hissrad, but now you're useless, die."
It's a lot to keep up with. He really, really is trying, actually listening to somebody when they talk for what's probably the first time in decades if not centuries, but there's a lot of moving parts. Not sure what Vints are—bad guys, clearly—or what Seheron is. Tal-Vashoth is some qunari word, he assumes, for a banished person. Hissrad? No clue.
He gets the gist, anyway. Bull got put in a shit situation and now he's being punished for it. It obviously weighs on him, and Astarion picks at that thread on his shirt again; there'll be a hole there soon if he isn't careful. He doesn't have any experience with things like showing empathy (or feeling empathy), and now he's not sure what to say.
"Well, they can go fuck themselves," he lands on. Probably not the right thing to say.
It's fine, it's the saying of it that he needs — works like the massage, long seconds of pain and then release. The only other person who even knows this is the Inquisitor herself, and she's kinda busy being all things to all people.
Astarion's response makes him laugh, shaky, fond. "Yeah," he agrees, more emphatic this time, a grin in his voice. Squeezes one of Astarion's shoulders "Listen, you're tight enough I could go for a long while yet, but I really gotta get out of this tent. Put your shirt back on, I'll go catch a nug."
He's not sure if he handled that interaction right. Maybe he should have probed more, or probed less, or been more sensitive. Astarion has never really cared about someone else's feelings before, at least not in ages, and the skills to be considerate of them have withered over time.
Bull seems all right, though, and that's all he has to go on. He slips his shirt back on with some reluctance, uncertain how to contend with the fact that he sort of wanted it to continue. It had been novel to be touched in a way that wasn't a prelude to sex. "Thank you," he says while Bull's eye is still closed. "That was..." A beat. "Fine."
Just fine! "Oof," says Bull. He likes this a lot fucking more than the fake flattery, though. "Room for improvement, then." He turns himself away from Astarion, opening his eye as he goes for the ties of the tent flaps, just to make sure he doesn't accidentally get an eyeful. "Guess you'll have to take pity and help me practice." He's determined to reduce Astarion's back to a warm jelly, and it has basically nothing to do with getting him on a horse.
Outside, he stands and stretches, looking around the field bathed in the last pinks of sunset, the sun well below the Frostback mountains to their west. Twilight's always a little early in this part of Ferelden. Pads across the grass to the horses, murmuring something softly to them, getting some carrots out of the packs.
Astarion remains in the tent, lying back down and replaying the past fifteen minutes in his head. The day has barely started, and it's already a big one. That's the longest he's ever voluntarily let someone touch him, and definitely the most he's ever opened up to another person. Bull didn't make him feel shameful or lesser than at all. It feels weird. Good weird.
When he finally emerges, he first peeks his head out to make sure he isn't about to burst into flames. The last few rays of sun make his face tingle a little bit, but he's pretty sure he'll be all right, so he steps out of the tent and makes his way to the horses, too. His horse seems to have warmed to him a bit over the ride, and unfortunately, he has to admit that he's warmed to her, too. Not that he really knows how to interact with her. "Hello," he says, and awkwardly pats her on the head.
Then, casually regarding Bull, as if he didn't just spend the last five minutes ruminating over him: "How much longer will we have to travel?"
Bull hands him the bushel of carrots so he can make himself useful. "Here, feed them these. Mind your fingers." No instruction, but it's not that different than the apple, both horses are pretty happy to feed themselves from Astarion's hands.
Anyway, his actual question, as Bull ransacks the satchel for the last bits of cheese. "If we push hard, we might make it before the dawn. Otherwise we should stop at the foot of the Frostbacks, I don't think we're exactly provisioned for camping up the mountain pass, in the snow."
Astarion hesitates a little with the carrots, evidently worried about having his fingers bitten off. The horses are gentle, though, used to being hand-fed, and Astarion suppresses the urge to smile as they take the carrots from him. Luckily, he has a reason to frown soon after. "Snow?" he asks with a scowl, tone making it clear that he's going to bitch about being cold the entire time.
"Snow, all year 'round," Bull confirms. That's probably why they're called the Frostbacks, huh. He's gonna go repeat his nug-catching technique from the evening before to try and get a couple of squealing awful pink creatures.
In brand new information there's apparently a pulley elevator through the mountains so the Inquisition isn't climbing Everest every time they go home? Who knew. Let's pretend that's what Bull said too.
Presumably feeding the horses is about the extent of Astarion's contribution to camp life; Bull lets him eat his grisly meal while he gets his armour back on and packs the tent up.
The nugs are not exactly fine dining, but he's pleased by the support of his special dietary needs regardless. The ache for something more, something thinking is still there, but he does his best to try to smother it down. Maybe once they reach their destination he'll be able to sneak away and pick off somebody no one would miss.
He tosses the exsanguinated nug corpse on the ground, then approaches his horse again, awkwardly but gently petting its mane. After last time, he's fairly sure he could get on her back himself, but he finds himself impulsively saying, a little pompous and lordly, "Well, go on. You can help me up again."
"Oh, sure," Bull says, coming around to help. "Put your left foot in the stirrup, I'll give you a boost. Gonna put my hand on your leg," he says, a shade different to last time, a two second warning before he does it. "And up you go." Easily lifting Astarion so he has the clearance to swing his other leg over. Adjusts his posture a little this time too, trying to make the ride easier: "Just gonna touch your back - keep this straight. Imagine a string pulling from the top of your head. One straight line all the way down to the saddle. Relax your knees."
Horrifically, he's embarrassingly charmed that Bull remembers to warn him before touching. Just like he'd asked. He gets that strange sensation again, which he's beginning to identify as 'positive sentiment'. Very foreign.
"You're quite obliging, aren't you?" he says as he adjusts himself in the saddle, and even his hiked up chin can't hide that he's obviously happy about that fact. Being listened to and having his requests fulfilled for the first time in his life is kind of a high, actually. "I like that in a man."
He reaches over, pats Bull on the head the way he'd done to the horse. Teasingly, obviously. "Thank you for your service."
"You're welcome, your highness." Deeply wry, but he leans into the touch like a tamed animal. It's not — it's nice for it to be acknowledged, that's all. He should go get on his own horse, doesn't. Lingers and checks Astarion's sadlle straps. "You good? Gonna be a long, hard ride, but there's a bed and bath at the end of it."
Astarion snorts, then seems exasperated with himself, scoffing a little. Blaming Bull: "You can't say long, hard ride and expect me not to laugh." Honestly!!! What is he, made of stone?
A bed and a bath sounds nice, though. He tries not to get his hopes up for the water being warm, but— he already has. His hopefulness about the bed is a little lower, though. "So, what? They're going to put me in a dormitory with the rest of the lowly recruits?" Something dawns on him, eyes widening. "Tell me there's no bunk beds."
For once Bull wasn't being salacious, but he grins, his own coarse sense of humour delighted. Still grinning when Astarion gets horrified about communal living. "I'll tell Josie you're a visiting princess, get her to put you somewhere nice for a couple of days." Actually, he'll probably pull on her heartstrings until she accedes, but it's the same result. They always keep a couple of well-furnished rooms that sit empty in case of prestigious guests.
"It's a big castle," he adds with a shrug. "Just still kinda of in the process of reclaiming it, so people sleep all over the place — but hey, I bet they excavated the library wing while I was away."
A couple of days isn't much, and Astarion finds himself wondering what's going to become of him after that, but he tries not to think about it too deeply given that it makes him feel a bit anxious. He'll wing it, as he always does. Make himself indispensable. It's not like it'll be hard to kill people; he's been leading idiots to their deaths for two hundred years.
"Speaking of dusty old books," is the best segue he has. "I assume you have some cadre of wizards at your disposal, yes?" Or whatever they're called here. "I was hoping perhaps I might be able to speak to someone about my... sunlight intolerance."
Intolerance is putting it lightly. Bull has been surprisingly, impossibly cool about the rest of his vampiric qualities, so he decides to just say fuck it and tell him. "Well, intolerance might not be the right word. You see, I'll actually burn to a pile of cinders."
"Shit," Bull says, startled at how extreme that is but not anything more than that. Helps to have absolutely no cultural context for vampires, something that is gonna stay true for everyone Astarion meets here.
Anyway, he's pretty sure Astarion deliberately understated that, but he says, "I was thinking you'd just get sunburnt," like it was his misinterpretation, and moves on. Astarion's horse stamps her feet because Bull's idly leant too much of his weight on her, and he laughs and backs off. Circles around to mount up.
"But yeah, we have a whole army of "wizards", you can talk to a mage." They have too many mages, frankly. (Unbothered by Astaron's many quirks; still completely terrified of demons.) He mentally flicks through the options as he kicks the horses off. "Probably Solas is gonna ask you a bunch of questions about elfy stuff anyway." Elfy stuff like Astarion's conflagration problem, yes.
"Elfy stuff," Astarion repeats, grimacing. He has no idea what that means. Bonding over having pointy ears and being resistant to magical charming? Even if he were in any way connected to elven culture, he gets the feeling things are quite different here than they were in Faerûn. His mind wanders back to what Bull had said outside that farmhouse. "Such as ritual sacrifice? Mm, I'll pass."
He would never, ever ritually sacrifice anyone, obviously. Picture of innocence.
"Well... I suppose the rest of my issues can be dealt with once we've both rested and bathed." There's a low buzz of nervousness about the way things are going to go in Skyhold, but he's not about to ask Bull to hold his hand and tell him everything is going to be okay, so he doesn't bring it up at all. Instead, he sniffs. "You are beginning to smell a bit ripe."
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"You said it," he says after a moment. "My boss is an asshole."
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"I was a spy in the Tevinter Imperium for a while," he says as he keeps working at Astarion's back, which seems like a topic change to more tavern stories for all of six seconds. "Custom for nobles to keep a slave on a spike in the foyer, for guests to use blood magic to freshen up. My impression of that house was Szarr woulda done just fine in Tevinter."
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You're either powerful or weak. The whipper or the whipped. It's just the way the world works.
Loath to let Bull think that he was in any way a slave out of personal weakness, he adds, "He had... abilities. You could say I was under his thrall." To put it simply, and in a way that incriminates him the least. "Obviously, I wouldn't have allowed such treatment otherwise."
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He skims his hands back up the scars again, unflinching, like they're any other patch of skin. He is skipping heavy work with them, though, cautious, and jumping straight to the shoulder massage.
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"You could share something humiliating now," he suggests. "It would be the polite thing to do."
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His hands pause, but he doesnt open his eyes. Then he starts up again. "So, imagine all your — life, or not all of it, but the controlled stuff, you're told it's because you're an elf. It's a part of being an elf, it's normal, for elves, and if you have a problem with — if any of it fucks with your head that's because you're not good at being an elf. And then you get away from it, and you're here, making your own choices, and you don't have to be an elf anymore but you've still got pointy ears and can see in the dark and whatever else."
He pauses again, just thumbing idly across the top of Astarion's spine, brushing the tips of some curls. "I'm not telling this right. People are gonna talk about 'qunari' like it's always the big grey guys with the horns, but anyone can be a qunari, if they follow the qun, and anyone can get kicked out. It's a set of rules for life the priesthood came up with to stop us losing our way, turning savage. Everyone has a place, a purpose. We, they, don't really do stuff like — shame, or love, or choices."
He's still not sure he's telling this right. His thumb brushes a scar, and it snaps him back into massaging again, though, if only because he can distract Astarion from all of that by finding the last few pressure points.
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"You're hardly a savage," he muses, more to himself than to Bull. Honestly, Bull is probably the nicest person he's ever met. It makes Astarion feel a little funny. Maybe he's allergic to kindness.
"I"—he grimaces as Bull's hands find a particularly tender spot—"can't blame you if you were fed up with all of those rules."
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But he's not really at the humiliating part yet, or the bit that humiliates him like nothing else. All of this is just the shitty context, trying to talk around having to say his big heartwound out loud. "So not that long ago, just after Haven, we're doing this job for a Par Vollen alliance, me and the Inquisitor and my guys, and a big ship full of qunari. And the guy on the ground, he puts us in a position where the Chargers are getting overwhelmed, but if we blow the horn for them to retreat, the Vints take the beach and we lose the ship. And these Chargers are my guys, you know?. But — qun toh. The qun demands it. I let a lot of good people die in Seheron while following orders, and up on that hill I was — the Inquisitor had to make the choice for me. She blew the horn, saved the Chargers, got a dozen qunari killed and lost us the alliance." His voice is strained. "I couldn't do it. And now I'm Tal-Vashoth, same as all the other feral beserkers I've had to put down." With dark irony: "Pal Vollen sent a couple assassins just to really drive that point home. Thanks for the years of service, Hissrad, but now you're useless, die."
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He gets the gist, anyway. Bull got put in a shit situation and now he's being punished for it. It obviously weighs on him, and Astarion picks at that thread on his shirt again; there'll be a hole there soon if he isn't careful. He doesn't have any experience with things like showing empathy (or feeling empathy), and now he's not sure what to say.
"Well, they can go fuck themselves," he lands on. Probably not the right thing to say.
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Astarion's response makes him laugh, shaky, fond. "Yeah," he agrees, more emphatic this time, a grin in his voice. Squeezes one of Astarion's shoulders "Listen, you're tight enough I could go for a long while yet, but I really gotta get out of this tent. Put your shirt back on, I'll go catch a nug."
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Bull seems all right, though, and that's all he has to go on. He slips his shirt back on with some reluctance, uncertain how to contend with the fact that he sort of wanted it to continue. It had been novel to be touched in a way that wasn't a prelude to sex. "Thank you," he says while Bull's eye is still closed. "That was..." A beat. "Fine."
High praise coming from him, honestly.
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Outside, he stands and stretches, looking around the field bathed in the last pinks of sunset, the sun well below the Frostback mountains to their west. Twilight's always a little early in this part of Ferelden. Pads across the grass to the horses, murmuring something softly to them, getting some carrots out of the packs.
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When he finally emerges, he first peeks his head out to make sure he isn't about to burst into flames. The last few rays of sun make his face tingle a little bit, but he's pretty sure he'll be all right, so he steps out of the tent and makes his way to the horses, too. His horse seems to have warmed to him a bit over the ride, and unfortunately, he has to admit that he's warmed to her, too. Not that he really knows how to interact with her. "Hello," he says, and awkwardly pats her on the head.
Then, casually regarding Bull, as if he didn't just spend the last five minutes ruminating over him: "How much longer will we have to travel?"
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Anyway, his actual question, as Bull ransacks the satchel for the last bits of cheese. "If we push hard, we might make it before the dawn. Otherwise we should stop at the foot of the Frostbacks, I don't think we're exactly provisioned for camping up the mountain pass, in the snow."
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In brand new information there's apparently a pulley elevator through the mountains so the Inquisition isn't climbing Everest every time they go home? Who knew. Let's pretend that's what Bull said too.
Presumably feeding the horses is about the extent of Astarion's contribution to camp life; Bull lets him eat his grisly meal while he gets his armour back on and packs the tent up.
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He tosses the exsanguinated nug corpse on the ground, then approaches his horse again, awkwardly but gently petting its mane. After last time, he's fairly sure he could get on her back himself, but he finds himself impulsively saying, a little pompous and lordly, "Well, go on. You can help me up again."
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"You're quite obliging, aren't you?" he says as he adjusts himself in the saddle, and even his hiked up chin can't hide that he's obviously happy about that fact. Being listened to and having his requests fulfilled for the first time in his life is kind of a high, actually. "I like that in a man."
He reaches over, pats Bull on the head the way he'd done to the horse. Teasingly, obviously. "Thank you for your service."
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A bed and a bath sounds nice, though. He tries not to get his hopes up for the water being warm, but— he already has. His hopefulness about the bed is a little lower, though. "So, what? They're going to put me in a dormitory with the rest of the lowly recruits?" Something dawns on him, eyes widening. "Tell me there's no bunk beds."
He really can't fucking do that again.
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"It's a big castle," he adds with a shrug. "Just still kinda of in the process of reclaiming it, so people sleep all over the place — but hey, I bet they excavated the library wing while I was away."
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"Speaking of dusty old books," is the best segue he has. "I assume you have some cadre of wizards at your disposal, yes?" Or whatever they're called here. "I was hoping perhaps I might be able to speak to someone about my... sunlight intolerance."
Intolerance is putting it lightly. Bull has been surprisingly, impossibly cool about the rest of his vampiric qualities, so he decides to just say fuck it and tell him. "Well, intolerance might not be the right word. You see, I'll actually burn to a pile of cinders."
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Anyway, he's pretty sure Astarion deliberately understated that, but he says, "I was thinking you'd just get sunburnt," like it was his misinterpretation, and moves on. Astarion's horse stamps her feet because Bull's idly leant too much of his weight on her, and he laughs and backs off. Circles around to mount up.
"But yeah, we have a whole army of "wizards", you can talk to a mage." They have too many mages, frankly. (Unbothered by Astaron's many quirks; still completely terrified of demons.) He mentally flicks through the options as he kicks the horses off. "Probably Solas is gonna ask you a bunch of questions about elfy stuff anyway." Elfy stuff like Astarion's conflagration problem, yes.
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He would never, ever ritually sacrifice anyone, obviously. Picture of innocence.
"Well... I suppose the rest of my issues can be dealt with once we've both rested and bathed." There's a low buzz of nervousness about the way things are going to go in Skyhold, but he's not about to ask Bull to hold his hand and tell him everything is going to be okay, so he doesn't bring it up at all. Instead, he sniffs. "You are beginning to smell a bit ripe."
He's just being mean.
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