nibbling: (Default)
the lockpicking lawyer ([personal profile] nibbling) wrote2024-06-08 03:58 pm
essea: (1.)

[personal profile] essea 2024-08-14 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
[ Tableau vivant: a vampire, bullied into submission by unrelenting girlfriends. Iorveth could frame it and put it up on a wall, Astarion lit in brilliant chiaroscuro, looking beautifully frustrated. He contemplates letting everything unfold without interference, but reconsiders. The past few hours have been all about putting Astarion on the spot, and he could use some reprieve before it'll happen again, more savagely, after sundown.

He can hear the "I knew it" that permeates the room when he steps forward to speak. Karlach, still holding herself up on five tented fingers, lets her grin split her face from ear to pointed ear.
]

It was my idea, [ he says, because it was. ] After our run-in with the other spawn, I suggested it would be in our best interest to take safeguarding measures.

[ A very ranger thing to say. Also a very Iorveth thing to say, as a professional terrorist with decades of experience in setting up traps and sleeping (trancing) with one eye (the only eye he has) open. The hike of his brow is an open invitation for anyone to question the wisdom of warding against enemy vampires using light, but it's also a challenge for anyone to say anything stupid about, you know. Wanting to safeguard Astarion.

Halsin takes up the challenge; he comments, with infuriating sincerity: "it takes courage, Iorveth, to allow yourself intimacy after all your troubles. I congratulate you."

Iorveth considers killing him. Wood elf solidarity wins by a slim margin.
]

Whatever would I have done without your congratulations, I wonder. [ As dry as desert sand. ] The mace, Lae'zel.
essea: (45.)

[personal profile] essea 2024-08-14 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
[ Being deemed worthy in battle by a githyanki is likely a high honor, but really, Iorveth just wants the mace. Which isn't to say that he doesn't take the acknowledgment and return it with his own- a little nod that's more for her own benefit than his- which seems to convince her, if not placate her. Enough for her to move to retrieve the weapon in question from her crate of valuables, a rather sinister-looking thing despite what it's meant to embody; it warms the room when brandished, suffusing the space with gold-amber light. ]

Conspicuous.

[ Letting Astarion take a look at it, knowing that the only thing protecting him from radiant damage is the tadpole lodged in his skull. Shadowheart looks up from where she's adding the finishing touches to her makeup, and twists her mouth in a mischievous arc.

"At least you're guaranteed not to lose the thing," as if they're two misbehaving children with the penchant to misplace precious artifacts. Iorveth rolls his eye.
]

I'll not hear any more talk of loss from you.

[ "Iorveth!" Karlach gasps. "Too soon!" He huffs in return, and starts looking for a good place in his pack to jam the spiky weapon into as Lae'zel shuffles her focus over to Astarion.

"Rarely do I allow valuable allies to act in a way that jeopardizes the survival of the group. Do not disappoint me."
]
essea: (47.)

[personal profile] essea 2024-08-14 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
[ Sure enough, at least one member of the group has an errand that they'd love a ranger and a rogue for: Wyll, ever the champion of those in need, interrupts his however-many pushup streak to suggest, brightly, that he's found some Hag Survivors that the two of them might be interested in hearing out-

-to which Iorveth replies, rather blithely,
] They'll survive one more day without us.

[ Gripping Astarion's elbow with one firm hand: ] We've things to do.

[ You know. "Things". Halsin, with his soft bear eyes, nods sagely; Iorveth pointedly refuses to look at him as he guides Astarion out of the room, not quite offended by the group's general interest, but slightly soured by the fact that none of this is as easy or simple as the rest seem to think it is. Not that they know, or have any right to know.

Whatever. Iorveth lets go of Astarion once they're down the stairs and back out into the street, looking significantly more geared up than when they'd arrived.
] Your negotiating skills need work.
essea: (24.)

[personal profile] essea 2024-08-14 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
[ An unlikely mission, on a morning like any other. Iorveth hasn't forgotten the vehemence with which Astarion'd torn the note into pieces, and so, he doesn't level a complaint. ]

No need to wait until nightfall.

[ Hot irons, striking, etc. He lets Astarion lead them this time around, trailing half a step behind him like a steel-faced shadow; this is usually when he'd run over strategies and contingencies in his mind, but he doesn't have any. The plan is, still, just to walk in and try not to get killed.

He laughs under his breath, low and smoky.
]

I've been thinking of what to caution you against in this endeavor, [ he says, apropos of nothing. ] But it boils down to the same thing I said when we were about to face Henselt.

[ "Run, if things get too hairy". Their parameter for success is clear: "kill Cazador". Their parameters for failure are also simple: "don't die" is the obvious one, but it also comes with the caveat of "don't let Cazador ascend". Even if Iorveth dies today, if Astarion walks out, it's still a win. ]
Edited 2024-08-14 04:27 (UTC)
essea: (44.)

[personal profile] essea 2024-08-14 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
[ Easy enough for Iorveth to say something like "I'll slit my own throat before I let Cazador bite me," when he has no frame of reference for what vampire lords are capable of. "More than Astarion" is a broad yardstick.

So he doesn't. Trusts, instead, the man who spent two hundred years subjugated by the vampire in question to make the call on whether or not it'd be stupid to linger, even if he doesn't love the answer. How very phenomenally stupid of Iorveth, really, to take away Astarion's option to cut his losses.

He follows in silence, after that. Up the ramparts circling around Bloomridge Park, past a few guards with glazed-over eyes that identify Astarion and Iorveth with distant recognition and let them pass without conversation. Thralls, most likely. Iorveth wonders at what point the inhabitants of the Szarr mansion decided it would be a good idea to reach out to him, directly, to return Astarion to them; whether they truly believed that Iorveth would do it, or if they believed that he cared enough about Astarion to at least share the letter.

Sickening, either way. He doesn't relish being something that could be used to punish Astarion, though he knows that the opposite also holds true: some part of him would break if Astarion were caught because of him.

More gates, more walkways. The palace looms, its front entrance waiting unguarded, like a grinning threat.
]
essea: (42.)

[personal profile] essea 2024-08-14 12:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[ There's something humbling about seeing the shape of Astarion's prison. Gilded, velvet, like the inside of a coffin. Maybe a bit too on-the-nose. Worse, still, than the stifling death that hangs like drapes in the air, is the way Astarion seems to wilt in the sunless space of this dreadful manse; if the place weren't unsettling enough, seeing Astarion fold into himself is a cold vice around Iorveth's heart.

Don't, he almost thinks to say. But that would cast suspicion on the both of them, and it's as much Iorveth's fault as it is Astarion's that they didn't think to rehearse their lines before jumping into the play.

So he keeps a polite distance from Master Astarion. Infers, from the bit about desiring eternal life, that he's meant to play the part of someone currying Astarion's favor; he remembers Henselt and the manacles around his wrists, drawing inspiration from that particular moment of feigned deference to offer, quietly:
]

I do as Master Astarion wills.

[ It isn't difficult to say. Anything, as long as Astarion stops looking so defeated. Iorveth hates it, despises it, would rather Astarion tip his chin haughtily and lord this moment over Iorveth's head than look so sheepish in front of anyone. His proud, rakish cat. ]
essea: (32.)

[personal profile] essea 2024-08-14 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[ The conversation is enlightening. A glimpse into the kind of paranoia you need to keep handy in order to survive a fastidious tormentor with a bad temper; worse yet, the kind of "better-you-than-I" culture that that particular brand of paranoia encourages.

Iorveth is glad to step away from it. He follows Astarion, keeping the same deferential two-steps-behind distance, trying not to wrinkle his nose at everything about Cazador's inner sanctum. The heaviness, the mutedness, the stench. Its thin veneer of opulence doesn't do much to hide the fact that the place has bats in the ceiling.

(Behind him, in the other room, he can hear the servant muttering under her breath about keeping everything clean, spotless, pure.)
]

―I'd expect there were certain parts of this mansion that you weren't allowed access to.

[ Something to the effect of "don't go to the North Wing of the Second Floor"? Iorveth has no idea. He runs his hand over the smooth corner of a nearby banister, and glances down at what he assumes is the even-darker downstairs area. ]

Staking him while he sleeps would make things easier for us.
essea: (1.)

[personal profile] essea 2024-08-15 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
[ Right. The ritual. Iorveth'd forgotten about it entirely, too preoccupied with Astarion's shift in demeanor and the overarching desire to see Cazador dead.

The look on his face as he turns to Astarion is, momentarily, "you're actually still thinking about that?" Muted, as everything in this palace forces things to be, but easy enough to interpret if Astarion cares to decipher it.
]

Be realistic. If he's not divulged the details of his ritual to you now, he won't divulge it when he's cornered. It's the way of things for creatures like Cazador, bloated on their own self-importance.

[ He gestures towards the hideous wallpaper, red and gold like the insides of a diseased beast. ]
essea: (45.)

[personal profile] essea 2024-08-15 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
[ If it feels like pushback, it's because it is: there's so much of this that Iorveth wants to push back on, now that he's seen the shape of it. If this is what Astarion will get as a reward for eternal power, this mansion and its rot and all of its fetid memories, he thinks "nothing" is a more apt descriptor for ascension.

But he won't say so. At least, not now. He'll radiate it with his straight-backed posture and his folded arms, his disinclination to touch anything as they meander deeper down into the palace. The air seems to get more oppressive the lower they go, like fog, clinging to his skin and wrinkling his nose.

Astarion doesn't belong here. "Come north with me" feels like a less ridiculous thing to say, now that Iorveth is in the literal thick of it- this place is fucking miserable. Nothing can thrive here.

But he keeps that to himself for now, too. Instead, he tries to recall a name that he'd tortured out of a poor young monster hunter several days ago:
]

"Godey"?

[ Someone important enough in the Szarr mansion that others reported to, if he remembers correctly. ]
essea: (37.)

[personal profile] essea 2024-08-15 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
[ "Kennelmaster" says all it needs to say. Revulsion winds through him, serpentine, like bile in the back of his throat- it makes everything that comes out of his mouth sound more pointed, sharpened by the acid that it has to claw through. ]

He's done a poor job of hiding its stench.

[ Literally and figuratively. This place reeks. The foreboding scent of death and old blood seeps from invisible seams in the wallpaper, particularly behind one arched indent in the wall: Iorveth blinks when the illusion melts like mist under Astarion's palm, revealing the iron-bolted door that it'd been hiding.

The servant behind them scurries along, whispering something under his breath about it happening soon, the preparations are complete, everything must be tidy.
]

Astarion. [ Iorveth calls out, his turn to tug Astarion back by his sleeve. ] I'll defer to you in the matters of how to act in this manse. If you need me to be silent, I'll be silent.

[ He frowns. ] As much as I'd prefer not to be. [ Iorveth always has a lot of opinions. ]
essea: (39.)

[personal profile] essea 2024-08-15 02:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[ You don't belong to him either, Iorveth thinks. Is still thinking, when they're accosted by the skeleton in armor in the room that he presumes is the kennel. Godey, the creature of Cazador's making, isn't what Iorveth imagined- it seems a slight, chattering thing, as fragile as the ego of the man who reanimated it. But he understands that it's also been Astarion's tormentor for centuries, and so he refrains from commenting about how unimpressive the thing looks. Anything can become a nightmare under the right (wrong) conditions.

It's certainly gruesome, at the very least. Patronizing. It calls Astarion a dog, and for that, Iorveth decides that they should kill it; his hand is already resting against the sword at his hip when its eyeless face swivels its hollow focus on him.

He barely registers the threat to his own person. Instead, he hears his own blood boil: this thing made Astarion suffer. Iorveth's sword draws from its sheath a moment later, fueled by cold, irrepressible indignance.
]

Say the word, and I'll remove its head.

[ To Astarion, voice low and inflectionless. Godey, without lips, seems to sneer. "No need to be so testy. Godey only ever did as the master ordered, and Astarion was so impertinent. Oh so impertinent."

It nudges Astarion with the flat of its blade, metal to the underside of his chin. Iorveth's frown deepens, and his grip tightens around the hilt of his own weapon.

"But master might forgive him yet, if he obeys." Godey continues. "And oh, the forgiveness will hurt so much more sweetly than all of Godey's punishments put together."
]
essea: (21.)

[personal profile] essea 2024-08-15 10:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[ They really should have rehearsed this better. Iorveth, his jaw tight and his fingers gripping his sword, doesn't look like a concession for Cazador, which is the only answer to Godey's question that would make his presence make any bit of sense. But it would also be phenomenally stupid to say something like "enough of this farce" and try to lop Godey's head off, so Iorveth stills his hand. Steps back.

His voice is steel when he opens his mouth.
]

-A tribute, not a friend. For the master of the house.

[ Sure, the pair of them'd lashed out at Godey, but what they said still holds true in the face of this new lie: Iorveth isn't for Godey, so Godey shouldn't get any ideas. It's a story that's full of holes, and the creature seems to think so as well: it clicks its teeth again, and waves both of its skeletal hands (the blade it's still holding only narrowly missing Astarion) in a dramatic flourish.

"A tribute that willingly walks to its death? And so brashly? Oh, Astarion should know what Godey does to lying tongues- maybe this one should learn, and learn well."
]
essea: (25.)

[personal profile] essea 2024-08-16 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
[ The satisfaction of finally having an excuse to draw his sword is short-lived; the fetid skeleton wraps its fingers around Astarion, and Iorveth reacts like a whipcrack, the tadpole in his head sending out an involuntary, eye-watering pulse of cold anger. ]

Don't touch him.

[ It's a hiss, accompanied by a forward surge, a vicious shove. No swinging sharp objects yet, not while Astarion can still be collateral damage: the aim is to send Godey staggering backwards (to make him let go), which Iorveth manages to a certain degree of success. The creature isn't sent flying, but it relinquishes its grip on Astarion to right its balance with obvious chagrin.

"Godey will string you up by your innards," the thing not-quite-spits. The eyeless holes in its skull swivel towards Astarion, the empty space glowing red alongside its fleshless hands; trying to exercise a power given to it by its master, trying to compel Astarion to stay put, to obey. Iorveth can only feel the magic it's wielding as malevolence, making the air in the putrid dungeon boil.
]

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-08-16 04:20 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-08-16 05:23 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-08-16 22:47 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-08-16 23:39 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-08-17 00:37 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-08-17 02:46 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-08-17 11:35 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-08-17 22:15 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-08-18 01:03 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-08-18 02:38 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-08-18 04:07 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-08-18 11:20 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-08-18 22:07 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-08-19 00:28 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-08-19 01:59 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-08-19 02:36 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-08-19 03:45 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-08-19 12:18 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-08-19 22:09 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-08-19 23:49 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-08-20 01:23 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-08-20 02:11 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-08-20 03:38 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-08-20 11:17 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-08-20 22:02 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-08-21 01:33 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-08-21 02:58 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-08-21 03:41 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-08-21 05:20 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-08-21 12:12 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-08-21 21:45 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-08-21 23:06 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-08-22 00:35 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-08-22 01:55 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-08-22 02:57 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-08-22 04:18 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-08-22 12:48 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-08-22 22:32 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-08-23 00:32 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-08-23 03:09 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-08-23 05:06 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-08-23 13:32 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-08-23 22:33 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-08-23 23:22 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-08-24 00:35 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-08-24 01:11 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-08-24 03:24 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-08-24 04:32 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-08-24 05:36 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-08-24 11:45 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-08-24 22:17 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-08-25 01:11 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-08-25 02:46 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-08-25 03:44 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-08-25 12:27 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-08-25 22:30 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-08-26 00:22 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-08-26 02:37 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-08-26 03:54 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-08-26 22:10 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-08-27 02:03 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-08-27 03:25 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-08-27 04:32 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-08-27 14:08 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-08-27 22:21 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-08-28 00:20 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-08-28 02:46 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-08-28 03:53 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-08-28 04:49 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-08-28 13:19 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-08-28 21:46 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-08-29 01:00 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-08-29 03:24 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-08-29 04:45 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-08-29 12:11 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-08-29 22:18 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-08-30 01:06 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-08-30 03:26 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-08-30 14:03 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-08-30 22:23 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-08-31 00:26 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-08-31 01:34 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-08-31 02:42 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-08-31 03:43 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-08-31 04:44 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-08-31 05:25 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-08-31 15:11 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-08-31 21:42 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-08-31 23:24 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-09-01 01:45 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-09-01 02:14 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-09-01 02:53 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-09-01 04:21 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-09-01 05:09 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-09-01 14:50 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-09-01 22:12 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-09-02 01:01 (UTC) - Expand

(no subject)

[personal profile] essea - 2024-09-02 03:22 (UTC) - Expand

...

[personal profile] essea - 2024-09-02 12:53 (UTC) - Expand

...

[personal profile] essea - 2024-09-02 23:01 (UTC) - Expand

...

[personal profile] essea - 2024-09-03 00:13 (UTC) - Expand

...

[personal profile] essea - 2024-09-03 01:38 (UTC) - Expand

...

[personal profile] essea - 2024-09-03 02:56 (UTC) - Expand

...

[personal profile] essea - 2024-09-03 05:12 (UTC) - Expand

...

[personal profile] essea - 2024-09-03 11:13 (UTC) - Expand

...

[personal profile] essea - 2024-09-03 21:36 (UTC) - Expand

...

[personal profile] essea - 2024-09-04 02:43 (UTC) - Expand

...

[personal profile] essea - 2024-09-04 04:45 (UTC) - Expand

...

[personal profile] essea - 2024-09-04 14:05 (UTC) - Expand

...

[personal profile] essea - 2024-09-05 01:33 (UTC) - Expand

...

[personal profile] essea - 2024-09-05 02:49 (UTC) - Expand

...

[personal profile] essea - 2024-09-05 04:07 (UTC) - Expand

...

[personal profile] essea - 2024-09-05 11:35 (UTC) - Expand

...

[personal profile] essea - 2024-09-06 00:41 (UTC) - Expand

...

[personal profile] essea - 2024-09-06 02:00 (UTC) - Expand

...

[personal profile] essea - 2024-09-06 03:33 (UTC) - Expand

...

[personal profile] essea - 2024-09-06 04:44 (UTC) - Expand